Bad People

Hey all you cats and kittens.  This is Pearl with the Pearl Report.  Today's topic is Bad People.

This past week I met some bad people.  The thing is fellow felines, you can't tell bad people by looking at them.  You know them by how they behave.  These bad people had no manners and didn't understand that I was in charge.  It all started when Mommy put me in my carrier and took me to a new place.  There were other cats and dogs there and it looked like a nice place.  I was WRONG!

Mommy gave my carrier to someone else and they put me in a cage.  Then they made me go to sleep.  When I woke up I had been VIOLATED!  I did NOT feel well.  I told them I did NOT like what they did, but they didn't pay attention.

When Mommy came to get me I was still very angry.  I yowled all the way home.  Once I was free I tried to give myself a bath to get all the bad people off and Mommy kept telling me "No Pearl, don't pull the stitches."  Then she went away and came back with a torture device.  She forced me to wear it.  I got my fierce face and told her I would bite her, but I couldn't because of the device.  As soon as I could I kicked it until it fell off.  Then I hid where Mommy couldn't get me and I growled at her and told her she was NOT in charge.  I was in charge and I was not wearing that awful thing.

After a while, Mommy accepted that I was right and she left me alone.  The next morning, I came out and cuddled with her because I missed her.  Mommy better not ever take me back to those bad people.  I will not let them be mean to me anymore.  I posted a picture of me, Pearl, in the evil device.

So, cats and kittens, watch out for bad people.  Do NOT let them be mean to you.  We are in charge and we need to let those bad people know they will not be tolerated.

Keep scratching cats and kittens.  Until next time,

Pearl